The internet has been all worked up over a story about fired Mandalorian Star Gina Carano and disgraced comedienne, Kathy Griffin. According to reports, Griffin ran into Carano at an off-book comic convention and decided it would be a good idea to heckle her. But is it true?
Yes. We researched the story and found it to be 100% factually as true as possible.
“I see you even had a fake Cara Dune outfit made,” Griffin quipped when she saw Carano signing autographs. “Do your fans know you’re boinking Ben Shapiro dressed like his sister?”
That was all it took for Carano to get up from her seat and toss the table she was calmly sitting behind across the room. Two injured fans declined to press charges. Griffin ran, unaccustomed to being held accountable for her actions.
“She was being a bitch,” Carano told Tucker Carlson’s temporary replacement, Tomi Lahren, “she kept bringing up the movie and how I made close to four figures. It’s a low blow. It’s not like she’s never been down before.”
It’s true. Griffin is down as we speak. After a bout of sarcasm and ridicule towards Elon Musk, Griffin found herself in court and declaring bankruptcy while her career crumbled around her.
Unfortunately, because the convention was technically a violation of a bunch of copyright laws, there was no recording allowed, but the eyewitness reports say Carano’s outfit was a bit cheesy. Griffin disappeared and hasn’t returned anyone’s requests for comment.